Crunchy Juicy Meaty



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  • Anonymous

    i wish i was that alligator ;3

    February 23rd, 2011

  • Anonymous

    it happened to me one time…

    January 4th, 2011

  • acgsmith

    Come on, there’s no way his dick just happened to get stuck in a pipeby accident. He saw the pipe and stuck his dick in there.

    November 20th, 2010

  • Anutter Dude

    @Tay:

    dropped the phone in the water rhymes with set up for the slaughter ya dimwit!

    November 9th, 2010

  • Anonymous

    just spat on my keyboard

    October 30th, 2010

  • Anonymous

    i hate you

    September 24th, 2010

  • RoguePriest

    tell a little story bout a cat named clay
    hung out in toilets, both night and day
    never claimed to be righteous, calm or sincere
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, he was queer
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, then drink beer

    one night in dirty john, as luck would have it
    a dick popped threw the hole, he tried to grabit
    couldnt believe his luck, a big white rabbit
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, he was queer
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, then drink beer

    the dick turned out to be quite fake
    stuck tight in throat from a single shake
    stuck so tight it fit like a glove
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, he was queer
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, then drink beer

    he finally laid down and choked out the lights
    tried to swallow and nibble little bites
    in the end he died from his obsession, thats alright cuzhe
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, he was queer
    suck any dick from the gloryhole, then drink beer

    hehe clay mufuka clay hehe, glory be

    August 21st, 2010

  • Tay

    shoulda sung “Did’nt know what to say, Tried to call the police but dropped my phone in a ‘lake’”

    cause that kinda rhymes yeh…. or not

    Either way, either ways fine

    August 19th, 2010

  • Anonymous

    im speechless. good that there are no swamps in my city!

    August 17th, 2010

  • rusty shackleford

    pure genius

    August 14th, 2010

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